Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Crazy Conspiracy Theory of the Day

I apologize ahead of time that this post ventures away from the usual design-thinking.

I also apologize for how ridiculous this theory is, but i find thinking about it to be quite amusing.


Argument:
Global warming and climate change are tools to control society and steer them away from paganism.

Expounding:
Global warming (ie. climate extreming) are largely caused by the by-products from transportation and energy. Both weather extremes, both frequent storms, and blistering dry heatwaves, force people to stay inside their homes and cars, and contantly use climate controls. These climates deter individuals from walking or riding their bikes in nature, which is also being slowly destroyed. This causes a vicious cycle where the only temporary reprieve from a poison comes from consumption of more poison, which in turn leaves the host worse off than before.

Right-wing, christian conservatives have taken strong holds on the government in order to propogate this agenda. Disconnecting people from nature, creating sickly and docile masses, and perpetuating a constant state of fear to quell resistance.

I'm sure I could add more to this, but I think that's the gist of it.

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